Total Medals Earned: 1,169 (From 198 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,480 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/360 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (290/290 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (205/405 points)
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/10 (125/310 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/260 points)
Medals Earned: 4/11 (160/370 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 15/20 (240/490 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Enter in the office and start the real game
Complete the first level
Get a score of 0 in the first level, maybe you need a bit of practice
Read the instructions
Look at the small art gallery at the end of the game
Complete the second level
I love this game so I want to play again
Controls the medals you can unlock in this game
Watch 5 minutes the credits
??????
Complete the third level
Get a score of 325 in the first level
Get a score of 0 in the second level, ok I think that this game is not for you, stop play immediately!
Get a score of 730 in the second level
Complete the game!
Get a score of 197 wrong notes in the third and final level, if you still 0 stop playing this game and go away to buy a sandwich!!
Get a score of 860 in the third level, this could be quite difficult
Wait 3600 seconds in the main menu, what?, maybe there's a trick!
Use all your skills to get this medal, you will need patience and calm, NOTE: if you press tab or cheats you can not unlock this medal forever!
The moonlight lights up the galaxy
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
complete the game
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
